Janet Jade is not just a girl who looks like the girl-next-door. She is the girl-next-door. Janet has that deer-in-the-headlights look in her eyes that all men love. But we guys are a distracted lot. It's not our fault. It's the hard-wiring in the brain. So we tend to drift our line of sight to Janet's other amazing attribute. That's why she's often worn a T-shirt over her 44-inches of pleasure with the words, "My eyes are up here."
Now suppose Janet knocked on your apartment door after locking herself out of hers. Far-fetched, you think? Hey, she's got to live next to someone. Why not you? Now suppose she asked to hang out at your place? Sat on your bed. Got comfy on it. Asked if you know a game called Tits & Tugs. Wanted to know what you thought of her world-famous tits and untied her halter. Reached for your fly.
That's what we wondered too. So we let Janet make it so. A girl's reach must exceed her grasp or what's a hooter heaven for?
So go ahead. Give Janet's boobs a lube job. Drive the skin bus through her titty-tunnel. Chug your choo-choo through her hooter hills. Ram that royal rack. Jam her mams. Dick her dugs. Lay the pipe through her cleavage chasm. You'll be cumming round her mountains when you cum.
